Samuel Michael Kirke

All right.....

WHO TOOK MY LAST CAN OF LYSOL?! AND DON'T LIE TO ME EITHER. I can see right through you.

I had my can on top of my dresser this morning, and when I came back, IT WAS GONE! What, are you going to tell me it grew legs and walked off? I'M NOT BUYING IT! That's what happened last time.

So.... in light of such a disturbing event, I'm going to give whoever STOLE my Lysol until the end of the day to return it. Or else, I'm going to..... DO VERY BAD STUFF, OKAY?

You have been warned.

( It's gonna take some time to realize, but if you look inside I'm sure you'll find. )